LOL! THIS IS PERFECT!

I found this via Dawn's blog, on Blogthings.com. It is dead-on, and struck me especially funny/appropriate since I went to Dawn's blog right after reading Commodore's non-Valentine post and finding it amazingly in tune with my own feelings about commercial holidays.

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"

You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get

The only thing I disagree with is "hardly anyone penetrates your heart." That sounds kind of harsh.... just about everyone does, totally unrelated to eros.