I hadn't realized anything was wrong with it until Nancy pointed out that the margins were too wide and it was all squished together in the middle with no room. I've tried for several days messing with the margins and padding in the template and I finally found the magic combination through trial and error. Thanks, Nancy! Do you like it?
Good thing I didn't accidentally delete it like Flatman... someone else would have jumped in and become Against the Wind before I could spit.
Anyway.... one more conquest of the computer whose mission is to drive me crazy.
Now if I can just speed it up.... I've run AdAware twice, defragmented my disk twice (also thanks to Nancy's tutelage). It's still slow. Maybe not as slow as it was, but slow.